Security incident response is an intense, high stress, high skill job that relies heavily on human judgement. Despite that, for reasons that we can’t begin to understand, a big part of an incident responder’s job seems to be opening numerous browser tabs and copy-pasting bits of text from one system to another. The hard parts of incident response can’t be automated, but there are entire classes of busy-work that we can eliminate with a few web hooks and some artisanal Python. …