How would you like to hear about some well-guarded trade secrets designed to ensure that you will never be fired in a million years? Anti-patterns are the tried-and-true way to go! With you being the only one able to read your code, you will have ’em backed into a corner. Make sure your boss isn’t looking before sneaking your way over to my presentation, and then prepare for career immortality!

About the speaker:

I am a high-energy developer who started my programming experience modifying video …